It's the last two weeks of the election, a pandemic is still sweeping unchecked through most of America, and there's an asteroid poised to pay us a visit on election eve—but who says we can't have some fun? McClatchy brings us some much-needed comic relief with this deadpanned gem for the ages, a look at Republican hopes for the debate tonight.
"Republican operatives say they are hoping for a crisp, policy-filled contrast from the president Thursday," sez McClatchy.
Ahahaha! Oh my God, you got us on that one. Did not see that one coming. Crisp!